From Addis Ababa:
Take the Trans-Afrikaan Express to Monrovia, hop a tramp steamer to Florida, jump ship at St. Augustine, follow the recommended route from northeast Florida.
From Bali:
Near the active volcano in the village of !Kung!, an elephant caravan departs daily at 1 pm. Pay the tribal chief 20 coconuts and he will provide you with a robust pachyderm. Join the procession of villagers traveling to the port. Here, an outrigger will whisk you to a freighter waiting to ferry you to Hawaii. At the Honolulu airport, catch a connecting flight to Orlando. From Orlando, follow 441 north to Mount Dora.
From Marrakech:
A tribe of desert nomads have reserved a camel for you. In exchange for a basket of dates, you will be granted access to a nearby desert oasis. At a small airstrip nearby, a biplane flown by a Bedouin boy will land. Boarding, you will be provided safe passage to the ancient city of Fez. At the market, a one-eyed merchant will approach and say "The desert sings like Peggy Lee." Reply by saying "My monkey grows impatient." This will assure passage to America. From here, follow the route from Miami and South Florida.